Oh dear, must we have another potentially conflictual - even - dare I say it -conflictuous, and therefore potentially offensive discussion regarding doofuss, doufuss, doofuse, doufuse, and the related terms dooflous, doofluss, doofloovious, and dofussisity?

Oh dear, what have I done? Please allow me to withdraw my comments. Sorry. Too much wine. Please just pretend I never spoke....in case my comments might offend, lead to conflict, or heated discussion, or....

whatever.

Sorry.

No, really.

I am truly sorry.

Honest.

Pretend I wasn't even here...just.... a fly on the wall....that's me....go on....nevermind....

Let's change the subject to goats and sheep, shall we?