Katlaughing your little list of cures missed out the most effective(Or so I have gathered from years of reading threads) Simply stand Spaw with his back to the approaching front and feed him a plate o beans.

Damb we should have thought of that before this whole Iraqe Iraqueue Ir aw hell Afghanistan thing :) They would have surrendered immediately and acknowledged the error of their ways.

Meg heading of to"take cover in the safe spot that seems too silly to hunker down in. Take a bottle of water, a comfy cusion, a blanket, a flashlight, and a pee bucket-- but do not stop to make a cup of tea." Not happy about missing my cup of tea I am a Brit you know.