Way back in the 60s I heard this parody based on a well-known version of "Oh No, John". Does any one have the full lyrics, or know who may have written, recorded or performed it? Here are some bits I remember:

We've been married for three hours
And I spy a small hotel
And my motor's overheating
Shall we stop and rest a spell?

Just so, John.
Oh John, if you say so

..... not to sign my maiden name.?

Just so, John.
Oh John, if you say so

All is not as I expected
I had really hoped for more.
Tell me, dearest, tell me truly,
Has someone been there before?

Oh no, John.
No John. No John, no.

........
Those damn mice get everywhere.

Just so, Jane.
Oh Jane, if you say so