Alison you are a VERY wicked woman.
AS I AM NOT super man, (even without the melon), I have no X-ray vision, therefore I do not qualify as a true observer.
You WERE wearing a swiming costume, as I recall not that I was LOOKING you understand, therefore ,WHAT WOULD I KNOW?
I am, as always, willing to act as an observer should I be called upon to do so.

My legs are a little wobbly now, i might have a Latte.
Spiner Tom