The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #106842   Message #2281212
Posted By: Mr Happy
06-Mar-08 - 11:03 AM
Thread Name: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
Anguished.

What is to wears the parenthesis the use?
Hat either argument or starting and shoelace.
You buy in the place coat and the vest.
Gets down in the Brampton road?

What is to the cotton shirt use?
Must arrive the stud which forgot?
These affairs are simply rotten.
Their improvement is wood.

The wood material demonstrates your person.
The wood person frightens your enemy.
Boils it to the brilliant blue colour.
And rubs it in your behind and your abdomen.

The ancient British people never hit.
Any equally fine elephant wood suits.
The neck either the knee or your sit place.
The tailor, you will bow!

Romans crossed the English Channel.
All has dressed in the tin and the flannel.
A half pint of wood each mangles.
Compares these to put on the clothes to us.

Saxons, you can retain your needle.
In order to make the bed for the stinking insect in britches.
Which do we have the wood to put on clothes to us are.
Is not the nest is the flea.

Romans preserve your armours.
Saxons, your nightclothes.
Grows hair the coat has been made is a goat.
Gorilla, yaks, hunting dog and llama.

In March in Snowdon and your wood.
Relations if you obtain rain or snow.
Never needs the button to suture.
The glory is to the wood!