Top 10 Reasons Why I'm an Episcopalian
(from Robin Williams)

    10. No snake handling.
[p.s. ok for st. patrick, just not for me.]
    9. You can believe in dinosaurs.
    8. Male and female God created them; male and female we ordain them.
    7. You don't have to check your brains at the door.
    6. Pew aerobics.
    5. Church year is color-coded.
    4. Free wine on Sunday.
    3. All of the pageantry - none of the guilt.
    2. You don't have to know how to swim to get baptized.
    And the Number One reason to be an Episcopalian:

    1. No matter what you believe, there's bound to be at least one other Episcopalian who agrees with you.