"when you open yourself up to things like this, in a public forum, you run the risk of ridicule"

Don't I know it.

Bob, interestingly enough, the breath in my 2 nostrils is at that evening-out or balancing point right now...as close as I can tell. Usually it's strongly to one side or the other, but it seems about even right now.

Most of what you talk about is familiar to me. How would you suggest using that time of even breath?