Well, today is the day that Catholic churches have the option to have the Mass of St. Patrick. Happy St. Pat's Day, everybody! Since I do positive stuff for Lent and don't really think much of giving things up, I think I'll start my celebration today and continue it through Monday.
Some people may think that Catholics suppressed St. Patrick's Day this year. I think they turned it into a four-day celebration.
Where's the green beer?

-Joe-