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Thread #59418   Message #2283388
Posted By: Amos
08-Mar-08 - 10:27 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
The birth of Gluon was recorded on 20 Apr 05 - 06:06 PM (#1466593)
"Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos

I suggest we adopt such an animal, a cross between a duck and perhaps an Airedale, name it Gluon, and have it be...oh, ther ehe is!! Glun, welcome to MOAB. Sit. Spea!


Good dog, Gluon!! pad your little webby feet over here and get a treat! Look what I got you!! Radicals!! Aren't they DELICIOUS!!??


Yes, I agree, Gluon, this is a very interesting place, and now that you're here....OH!!! BAAAAAAD GLUON....where's my newspaper....NO pee on the MOAB floor, Gluon!! BAD!!

Huh?? It's gone!!

Amazing. Gluon has invoked the Uncertainty Principal to re-cast a past event from P into anti-P!!! I'll be damned.... This bears scientific observation. I wonder if he can play chess..."

Gluon will therefore be approaching his third normal space-time birthday in 1.7 months approximately.

In dog years, of course, this would be cause for celebration of his emanicipation, being the human equivalent of 21. But time does not behave well in the clouds of Uncertainty whch make Gluon's days, so he may well be having amidlife crisis, going senile, or just learning to walk. No telling. It's the eigen-cloud, you see. We don't know how to measure it and tell the tale.