A couple more from Robert Earl Keen, Jr., (yeah, I like him a lot).

"He bought a house in southern France, but he lives in Hollywood"
From "Mr. Wolf and Mama Bear" and you have to take that line in the context of the rest of the song.

"This morning our house looks like hell...or possibly WalMart."
From Keen's second novelty Christmas song called, I think, Merry Christmas You-all" (can't lay my hands on the CD right now).

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