'Cept in my case it was Laurance Ferlinghetti's "Five Unfair Arguments Againt Existence" that got me twisting wrenches and drivin' my race car...
The wrenches??? Ahhhh, still have 'um all up in my tool room... The race car??? Maybe it never existed inspite of the photograhical evidence to the contrary???
Ferlingetti??? Yeah, I'm purdy sure he existed but if I can't prove that I do then I'm gonna have a hard time provin' that he did...