THE ELIOT SPITZER TALKING BLUES
collaboration by Stewart and Deckman

If you want to get in trouble,
Let me tell you how to do it,
Just become a politician,
Then you're soon to be into it.

Don't run on a plank that's squeaky and clean,
If you can't stay away from a downtown queen,
'Cause people come a-lookin' ..
Causing trouble ... bastards all!
'Cause sooner or later
You'll take that fall
Down on your ass
Without any class.

Feet of clay and brains of hay
You'll soon regret that very day
You thought that you could get away
With what you want
Let the other guy pay.

Take a lesson from Larry
Whose stance was quite scary
In the airport john
He thought he was on
To a little thrill
He fell for the sting.

And now there is Spitzer
It wasn't his sister
He called on the phone
With the FBI list'ner
He got caught on the tap
Well how about that?


Cheers, S. in Seattle
who with Bob had too much time on his hands today