Last time I had valium was when I got that colonoscopy (or whatever it's called) they give you for your 50th birthday present.   Dani and the nurse kept my feet on the ground as I floated out to the car to be poured into the passenger seat upon completion of this rite of passage. I gave the nurse a dopey smile as she settled me in the car and said "Gee, I haven't felt this way since...since....."

"College." She kindly finished my sentence for me, and patted me on the head.

Take 2 if you are claustrophobic at all. Otherwise, save them for me when I come up to visit after you ain't crippled no more:>)