Don't even try, you lame-fingered throwback to a deaf marsupial. If all you can come up with in your half-vast nonvocabulary is the old chicken = coward trick, you don't stand a prayer in any duel of words with a silver-tongued devil like the undersigned. You enlightening me is the joke of the last four centuries combined. I foul myself in the milk of your poor attempt at retribution, you errant Happypithecus.

Gee, isn't this fun?

B#B# but then you probably don't even get that, so why do I bother...

PS. And the dinosaur you rode in on! :)