Somebody who will drink anything as long as its cheap
Somebody who can fart in the middle of a song, without anybody else hearing
Somebody with beer and food staines down their T Shirts
Somebody who thinks everybody else is crap except themselves
Somebody who is allergic to soap and shampoo
Somebody who thinks BO is the best deoderant on this earth

This is getting a bit to serious, I think I will go and watch Dads Army