Now that you are out of some of the woods, anyway, we need to turn your attention to the future. Your remarkable accomplishments as Shlock Queen are without parallel in Mudcat Land, but there are plenty of competitors out there in Shopping Channel World willing and ready to contest you for the title of Biggest Baddest Taste.

I suggest you start looking into the rarely explored realm of FUTURE SHLOCK!! This will give you a great advantage over those couch potatrixes who are buying all that 20th century shlock.

Start with a brave new statement and procure one of these oys for the coming age--
the Homeland Security Shlock or the Police State Shlock. Then you'll really be on your way.

Plus you can use them for training devices for a new career in Gummint!


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