Take one or two (or formerly three) Skinny Rats, and add beer. The evening may well continue...

My spies say they were welcomed to the F&H "for the first time". My other spies tell me that they have probably played there literally hundreds of times since the early 70s. But it was the first time for this folk club.

What do you call a Skinny Rat in a suit? The accused! (it used to be one of their jokes)