Sins the car might not be a good Idea nurse squeeks set of to see a patient in John O Groats one day. She staggered back into the staffroom as the sun settelling us of her wonderous journey.
Squeeky on the road
The sun was just peepin ower the last field o oats When Liz she announced "I must see John O Groats" Poor Limpit said "Fine I can sleep in the car" Lady P said "Och it canny be far"
And so they set of past Golspie and Tain I swear they'd been safer to have gone by the train Through Boat and through Doll till they reached Bettyhill Where Haggis Panninis were a culinary thrill.
Tired o the drivin Liz went fur a paddle in the sea It made her sae cauld she needed tae - refresh hersel They spotted some Phesants and gied a wee peep But they wurny sae chirpy when the caur wis rounded up by some sheep
We would send out search parties when the sun sank in the west But Manitas stopped us saying "Its all for the best" But his Laughter and song got stopped in its track. For like the bad Penny she found her way back. MHTBL.