The lives of the cowboys (ala Prairie Home Companion)

Lead in with sounds of a restless cattle herd, whistles, and whips...

Lefty: "Shoot for the moon!"
Curly: "Which one?!"
Lefty: "Ah, forget it..that ol' cow's gonna jump over every one of 'em."
Curly: "Yeah, we'll never git 'er back. Hey, Lefty?
Lefty: "Yeah, Curly?"
Curly: "How come they's so many of them moons, ta'night?"

(imagine the rest as they discuss what was in the bottle that night)