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Thread #21470   Message #228801
Posted By: GUEST,Mrr
16-May-00 - 12:00 PM
Thread Name: Help: Spoonerisms
Subject: RE: Help: Spoonerisms
OK, but this is from memory, so apologies in advance for departures from the original, which I am sorry to say I do not know to whom to attribute. I first encountered this on a wall at Roots and Growth, the hippie culture house where I went to college.

Ladle Rat Rotten Hut
Wants pawn term, dare worsted ladle gull hoe lift wetter murder inner ladle cordage honor itch offer lodge dock florist. Disk ladle gull orphan worry ladle cluck wetter putty ladle rat hut, end fur disk raisin pimple caulder Ladle Rat Rotten Hut.
Wan moaning, Ladle Rat Rotten Huts murder colder inset. "Hares sum burden barter end shirker cockles. Teak disk ladle basking tudor cordage offer groin murder hoes lion sicken bet. Dun stopper laudry rote, and yonder nor sorghum stenches stopper torque wet strainers!"
"Hoe cake, murder" reprisal ladle gull. Sew Ladle Rat Rotten Hut tucker ladle basking end stuttered oft. Honor weigh, disk ladle gull mitten anomalous woof. "Wail, wail, wail," setter wicket woof, "evanescent Ladle Rat Rotten Hut! Wares ore putty ladle gull goring wizard ladle basking?
"Armor goring tumor groin murder, hoe lifts honor udder sight offer florist," reprisal ladle gull.
"Owe hoe," daughter wicket woof, "oil ticker shirt court tudor cordage offer groin murder. Oil catsup wetter lader, end den, owe bore!"
Soda wicket woof tucker shirt court, end whinny retched the cordage offer groin murder, founder pore oil worming worse lion inner bet. Sew hee left honor bet end garbled erupt.
Letter, Ladle Rat Rotten Hut cam tudor cordage, cowling "High, Groin Murder!"
"Comb ink, sweat hard," reprisal wicket woof, disgracing is verse.
"Owe grammar, water bag icy gut!"
"Butter sea ewe which" reprisal wicket woof.
"Owe Grammar, water bag noise! A nervous saw suture anomalous prognosis!"
"Butter small your whiff," setter wicket woof, ants mouse wear what a ring.
"Owe, grammar, water bag mousy gut!"
"Buttery chew whiff!" Reprisal wicket woof, end lee ping offer bet, eight Ladle Rat Rotten Hut.

Mural: Yonder nor sorghum stenches shut ladle gulls stopper torque wet strainers.