Hi there, Jed,
While you're in Wichita, be sure to check out the amazing, bizarre details of the news story about a woman who sat on her boyfriend's toilet for TWO YEARS. Her butt skin bonded with the toilet seat and finally, the guy called 911. They unscrewed the seat and took her with the seat to a hospital where the seat was surgically removed! This was in our local paper here in Peru, IL yesterday, Wednesday, March 13th.

JED, THERE IS A SONG OR TWO HERE!!! A challenge.)

Art Thieme