Gosh guys, the only SPAM mail I get is all from Canada and in French.

I feel left out, since it's too much trouble to try to translate it with my poor language skills. I may be getting much better stuff and can't pass it on to any of you.

They do have some nice models for their nighties, and I really would like to invest in some of the penny(?) stocks, but it's just too d***d much work.

The only exception to the French stuff is the young lady who keeps telling me she saw my picture on MySpace. Since I don't have a MySpace page, I think she's just teasin' me.

John