Do you cheat on your wife? Have you no pride..or shame? Are you immune to embarrassing your family, including school age children and doddering fragile old grandmamas, along with anyone who's fratinized or worked with you - with prime-time worldwide public disclosure of your bedroom exploits? Got a hankering for prostitutes? Floozies? Three ways with your spouse and your pimply faced aid who thought of writing the National Enquirer the minute he was in your employ? Well HAVE WE GOT AN OFFER for you.

It's GOVERNOR!! !Yes, you may be considered morally unfit and even sexually deviant for any other place of employment- fish tank monitor at the local zoo, floor sweeper at the municipal parking lot- whatever- but MAN this is the job for you. Not to worry if you are considered persona non grata for any normal job- you are welcome here. GOVERNOR of NEW YORK, NEW JERSEY ..whatever there may be a senate seat opening in the midwest too even as we speak...so.have your pick.

Just remember, you have a great opportunity but a lot of competition... so please take a ticket, stand in line and be patient!