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Thread #21488   Message #229301
Posted By: catspaw49
17-May-00 - 10:17 AM
Thread Name: Help: wild printer
Subject: RE: Help: wild printer
I don't see Kendall saying he actually got it fixed and I ran across this press release:

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
AP968403/39 US/ME/51800
748838299456/084764/88383517-gh8-93/b3
ITEM:
An unidentified white male has been taken into custody by officers of the Maine State Troopers after being found babbling incoherently on his front porch while beating back reams of paper with a 12 string guitar. The paper was flowing out of his front door like a river and the man, described by officers as a "grizzled old fart," was screaming nonsense about having a "long, skinny, little finger" and something sounding like "nuckinfutz spoons." The only clear words that were understood appear to be, "Bill Gates can kiss my flat ass." Authorities turned off power to the house and have ordered psychiatric evaluations.

Just thought it might have something to do with Kendall.

Spaw