Boris Johnson?
A yes, the man that refers without irony to black kids as 'piccaninnies' and who offered to perjure himself and provide money for a hitman to help the absurd Old Etonian criminal Darius Guppy. His ministerial experience is minuscule, and much of his time at the Spectator was spent shagging Petronella Wyatt and then pleading with her to have an abortion.
The same BJ who, as MP for Henley, sounds off in his local paper about how disgraceful it is that the Met should try to woo promising police recruits from his patch, and as mayoral candidate bangs on about the Met having the right to recruit the best from wherever they can.
Hypocritical? Opportunistic? Dishonest? Racist? Adulterous? Hmm, the chap's got so much going for him!
I'd much rather Ken, with his eight years of solid experience and a proven track record. I'd even like to see a couple of his "Trotskiest" mates rather than Boris. Is Trotskiest redder than Trotskier, by the way?