McCain: I have no choice but to declare war on .. erm .. france ...
Advisor #1 (in comic stage whisper): sir that's meant to be Iraq.
McCain: Oh ... right ... yeah ... we're gonna put 'em on a rack ...
Advisor #1 (swooning - hisses) Nooooo ... Mr president ... you're supposed to be declaring war on Iraq ...
French Ambassador: (pressing hands free ear piece for his mobile closer to his head) "... yes Monsieur le president ... zoze silly americans are declaring war on uz ..."
Cue "we'll meet again" as China drops nukes on Lhasa and the dalai Lama starts going to kung fu classes ...