LOL!!!

How's this one:

"Bobert - Closet Necrophiliac or Off-Key Shower Stall Warbler?"

I also regard McCain as probably the worst potential president since...well...since Dubya. But it's close. Really close. Mind you, he ain't had the chance to be in office and screw up totally yet, so how can we know for sure?

Now in your case, Bobert, the evidence of incompetence is already in, and by golly, it's compelling evidence. I think we are talkin' major meltdown here. Possibly a world record in malfeasance and general discombobulation. And I didn't need no Wes Ginny slide rule to work that out neither.

My advice is this: just deny everything.