Oh, you're not Gigi or GiGi, sort of UgUg?

Proud to be part of the secret police? Can you find Romania on the map?

Why don't you try surviving on benefits before you say it's easy? I know of one chap, disabled (yes, he really is, close to wheelchairbound) who despite an upper second in Philosophy seems unable to balance his budgets. I sort of get a feeling you might not have a dgree in philosophy, Uggie. You certainly don't seem to have read the facts about underclass survival.