I've never forgiven Bill Clinton for the Monica thing. Come on, the guy was president of the friggin' United States! He should have done better. Hell, Jack Kennedy was porkin' Marilyn Monroe, for Christ's sake! So the best Bill could do was an intern, and a not so good looking one at that? He could just as easily have gone for Michelle Pfeiffer! She's a hell of a lot better looking and would probably have kept her mouth shut.