"Permathreads" - sounds like some kind of footwear. Or maybe some kind of tyre.

Anyway it's a neat idea. Sort of anarcho-despotism. I can relate to that.

When I read "teal thread" I thought there must be a bird stuck up there to keep the catfish company. Then I started racking my mind for acronyms, or wondering whether there might be some kind of esoteric internetty significance I hadn't come up against.

Then I thought, maybe it's a word for a kind of blue? I think that must be it.

I'm looking forward to the "New and exciting additions". Of course there's the old Chinese curse "May you live in interesting times"...