I have just had a very disturbing PM. It seems R1 just doesn't have enough horribilia. As it is her Bday, I suggest you all consider sending her as much crap as you have on hand, immediately. The poor dear!

Don't thank me, R1. Thank your good friend for pointing this out to me. Of course, with so MANY good friends, you will never know exactly who... and that's a good thing.