Man...

You are such a flippin' lair. Un-flippin'-be-leeavbale. It's like lissening to a busted water mane or somethin'. It just goes on and flippin' on and nOTHING can make it stop, eh?

Jeezus Flip.

Get a life, man. I mean it. I am sorry that I even waisted the time it takes to tell you this but you are FLIPPED! Totally. I am glad that I do not have none of yer fambly's jeans in my blood, eh? I would ask the cops to shoot me dead right now if I thought I did.

- Shane