The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #109681   Message #2295047
Posted By: SouthernCelt
22-Mar-08 - 07:46 AM
Thread Name: Jed Marum coming back to central Miss.
Subject: RE: Jed Marum coming back to central Miss.
If he's coming to Jackson looking for deals, Big Bubba's moved over to Louisiana so he'll have to stop on his way through from TX. All our white sales now feature only that high-class imported stuff from places like China--you know... where they've re-invented technology for using commonly available substances, like lead, to produce a whole variety of products. Of course the importer is that good-ole-boy company from up in Arkansas -- they may have modest beginnings but now they're the world's biggest retailer of cheap...excuse me...inexpensive merchandise.

We might let him get by with something like "Mama's Lily" but "Marching Through Georgia" is definitely off-limits (although the crowd at Fenian's last time would have probably thought it was a song glorifying Atlanta Braves baseball).