And then most every morning, there is someone 'round the place Who sees you take the shaving brush and lather up your face, And as you give the razor a preliminary wave, This fool will always ask you, "Are you going to take a shave?" Foolish questions! And your answer is, I hope, "No! I ain't prepared for shaving. I just like the taste of soap! I just like to take my shaving brush and paint myself this way." Now there's a foolish question. You'll hear 'em most every day.