Flash! From www.SFFDGear.com The latest convoy of Woody's Sauces has PUNCHED THROUGH the hijackers and highwaymen just waiting to take your sauces away! Another load safely in the SFFDGear vaults tonight, and those vaults are now FULL! The vaults are alarmed, people are watching on scene, and the grounds are patrolled by a Guard Dog!

Of course, I'm having fun. The vaults are real, the alarms are real, but the armed convoy is because my son has, well, arms! Two of them in fact! He uses them to drive. The people on watch are tenants who live above my shop, and the guard dog is a yappy poodle belonging to one of the tenants, who roams the yard.

Probably just as effective as the "armed camp" picture I'm painting.

Of course the sauce resupply is real enough, and that's what counts. And I'm having fun bringing your sauces to you. That's real, too, and it counts.