I just posted a comment to the blog that Guest: Guezzt and Georgiansilver linked to above.
Here's what I said --
I am a digital pre-press production person (or graphic designer, if you prefer). While working on proprietary computerized typesetting equipment for a commercial printer in the early 1980s, I did two business cards for a friend of my husband from several ideas I, uh, "borrowed" from I think a paper company's sample/example pack of that era. One of them was very similar to the above (I modified and added to the list) and the other was "Professional Party Attendee" (Free within 200 mile radius; with or without clothes).
Here's the multiple title one --
second hand furniture • whiskey • chemical fertilizers • nails fly swatters • abatoir equipment • kosher meats • live bait knit dress alterations • investment counseling Dennis Goodfriend (603) 942-0000 marriage counseling catch basin cleaning data processing bars emptied soft shoe dancer orgies organized revolutions started dinosaurs neutered governments run foreign trade consultant fashion model instruction charter bus service • Maine Guide • TV Guide
I'm pretty sure the original was the advertising product of a paper company that was sent to commercial printers.