"Technical Testing"

One of Microsoft Network's finest support techs
was drafted into the Army and sent to boot camp.

At the rifle range, he was given some instructions,
handed a rifle, and a few rounds of ammo. He
loaded the rifle and fired several shots at the
target which was fifty yards away.

The report came from the target area that all of
his attempts had completely missed the target.

The tech looked at his rifle, and then at the target.
He looked at the rifle again, and then once more
at the target. He placed his finger over the end of
the rifle barrel and squeezed the trigger with his
other hand.

The end of his finger was blown off -- whereupon
he yelled toward the target area...

"It's leaving here just fine; the trouble must be
at your end!"