The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #109638   Message #2297373
Posted By: Little Hawk
25-Mar-08 - 01:43 PM
Thread Name: BS: Stuff White People Like
Subject: RE: BS: Stuff White People Like
Because of this thread (which has radicalized me) I've decided to be more pro-active from now on about being White. I am going to look for prejudice against Whites from now on in everything that other people say or do when they are around me, and I will CALL them on it! Yessiree. No more Mister Nice Guy. They are gonna feel the heat for the last 10,000 years of abuse that us White people have taken at the hands of others.

I am gonna be proud of my Whiteness and bring attention to it in every way I can. I intend to wear lots of Gap clothing from now on, for instance, to emphasize my Whiteness. I will wear a T-shirt saying "When you've had White, you know you've done Right".

I will strike up conversations with non-Whites, saying "Hi there. I'm White, and I notice that you aren't. So...anything you want to know about us Whites and our unique cultural values? Wanna check out my retro collection of Beanie Babies?"

I will insist that the local municipality establish a White Pride Day Parade each year so all us White people can gather downtown and celebrate our Whiteness.

At last, let justice be done!!!!!!!!!