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State Border Chicken Chain Gangs

A little bit of verse (© Ella 2000)

Crack commando unit chickens have flown the coop and are stationed from east to west How did the Candaian authorities know to stoop To recruit the plucky chickens for tests

Those plucky chickens all primed for the job Were marched out of camp and set free to roam Unwilful deportees and downtrod heroes Who were far away from home

(and so on - you could go down the line of the many Irish deportee songs or the downtrodden hero songs?)

What do you reckon. I think I shouldn't give up my day job.

Made me laugh though

Ella