"There are 194 posts on this thread. At least 38 of them are from GUEST,Ol' Smokey."

Not bad for somebody who claims not to care whether smoking's allowed in pubs or not.

"Leadfingers pointed out to me last night that the hall that I have been chair of for the last 12 years! Where we hold follkforms is no smoking!
As I told him last night I have not smoked in there during the 18 years of running the concert! Nor did I ever smoke during any form of visit (of which there where 1000s, or any committeee meetings).
However just to keep it clear, tonight I resigned, non smoker required to take my place!"

Words like 'cut', 'nose', 'spite' and 'face' spring to mind. Not to mention 'childish', 'hysterical' and 'over-reaction'.