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Thread #4168   Message #22991
Posted By: Jerry Friedman
04-Mar-98 - 06:22 PM
Thread Name: Help name an Irish band
Subject: RE: Help name an Irish band
What do roots have to do with travel(l)ing salespersons? Oh, wait, I think I've got it.

I heard that joke about a giant panda. It dines in a restaurant, and when the waiter brings the bill, the panda draws a gun, shoots him, and walks out. The manager catches up to the panda in the street. "You can't do that!"

The panda takes out a dictionary and shows the manager the entry. "Panda (n). A bearlike mammal native to western China. Eats shoots and leaves."