Aye, Bonnie Lad!

Hev a great day on Sat'day! - Mind, but! Ye've a lang way te gan afore yez catch up with this Geordie laad.

Aah'll be sneakin' a quiet scotch is your honour owl lad!

Love and kisses te The Eye Lander - Sorry we didn't get chance te chinwag at Owld Keepers on Sat'day - We'll kek up forrit one day

In the meantime, Burphy Hapday from the DNA (National Association Of Dyslexics)