Kissing Catspaw's ENTIRE ass sounds like a horror movie plot. A young couple drives a rickety car through the Ohio dental floss fields at sunset, when the car sputters and dies. They think they saw something about a mile back, so the man gets out and starts walking. There, out in the shoulder high floss, they see a large (and I mean LAAAAARGE) gleaming, white, double domed object surrounded by scruffy cultspeople, all carrying a can of disinfectant in one hand and a tube of Chapstick in the other. As they circle the enormous, huge, really, really big object, the stranded motorist cum pedestrian can hear chanting... ...yada, yada, yada.