Real aged 'rat trap' cheddar, whacked off a wheel right in front of me. Think about it. Poor cheese. Poor sad, lonely cheese. The cheese should NOT stand alone.

And Maeve, I haven't seen you for ages! If you already have one of those funny looking cars, why do you need to swap for a different one? Please don't make your friends sad!

(Mary, this ought to work way better than threats, although they're worth a shot.)