Lookshery. When i were a lad, we didn't have Christmas. being Jewish might ha' been connected. So I just lay there wondering why i wasn't at school. :-)


Not - um - really.

    Talking of poverty,
   
    There were two brothers. One got rich, the other poor.

   The poor one used to complain his rich brother ignored him.

One day, the rich one died. The poor brother turned up for the will-reading.

The lawyer said there was 50k for this and 100k for that, and 200k for the other. he ended the recital with,

"And to my nrother, who says I've always ignored him,



   hi."





   Ivor