Liz reminded me of the two swaggies resting in the shade of a peppercorn tree in the main street of Maffra. They were joined by a kelpie, who sat in front of them and used it tongue to give its groin a serious working over.

After watching this for a while, one of the swaggies said, "You know, I'd like to be able to do that."

The other replied, "Well, you'd better ask first. He might bite!"

Cheers, Rowan