"Finally, I am gobsmacked by the comment that dancing is not on someone's agenda. How in the name of every saint in the calendar can anyone claim an interest in tradarts but ignore the purpose for which the tunes were written?"

You have spoken WAY out of line, Diane. If you would prefer dancing to be on my agenda, maybe you should take it up with an orthopaedic surgeon who is capable of remedying the situation for me.