This was the funny line, Jack--"you strike me as someone who only stands for what you think people will fall for." It sounds like the sort of thing Jack Paar would have said.

As to McCain, back when the rumors were that he was going to quit the republican party and run as John Kerry's VP candidate, there were a bunch of people around here who thought *he* was the best thing since sliced bread. If he was so great then, why is he so bad now?