Doesn't BS stand for best scripts?

I thought of a movie script about identity theft yesterday.

After the hero/victim Robert Dunning fails at every attempt to correct the theft of his identity and money,
he changes his identity to the person who stole his identity...commits a very hilarious public non life threatening criminal act* against all those who refused to help him...and then with the aid of DNA testing finally proves his true identity while the thief goes to prison for 20 years.



*(in a mask... but with latex ears showing that happen to look esactly like the identity thief's ears)