Well, that purdy much exhausts the subject of "smushed"...

As for drugs??? Yeah, it's called, ahhhh, "Gabapentin, 300 mg" and I found out why it tells you not to drive or operate machinery... This sh*t is good... Got me all messed up purdy good...

As fir the pain??? Ahhhhh, who cares??? Not me...

As fir the P-Vine bein' non-violent??? Well, yeah, but that don't mean that she ain't got other means of devilerin' the 55 gallon drum of whup-ass... Hey, My first wife was a 2nd degree black belt but she didn't have nuthin' on the P-Vine... I mean nuthin' at all...

But nevermind that stuff... She has just informed me that I have better get my one armed, messed-up, boney butt outside to help her with some gardening...

B~